What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.