What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

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Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.