What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

scubGodivas.

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What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday