What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

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What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

Martial Art Jokes More Martial Art Jokes

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.