What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.