What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.