A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
You can make a pet out of a snake !
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
I cry whenever I see them.
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
Their stuff is always cut.
You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
