Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

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What would be a good dating site for rednecks ?

MyHeritage.com

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.