Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why was the cutting board?

The knife was really dull

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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How do redneck Na'vi get their skin tone?

Blue Genes... I'll be here all week

What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD