Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives