Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Who is driving?

A cop.

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives