Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.