Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

What do you call a Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.

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What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax?

For hispanic attacks...

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.