Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What Do You Call A Mexican From The Caribbean?

A Carabiner

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives