What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

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About 5 drinks

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Patty O'Furniture

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.