What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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Woof.

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Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

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Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.