What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

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What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"