What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

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How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

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Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.