What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

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What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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What is Santa Claus' favorite metal band?

Sleigher

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot?

A Bill Cosby.

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.