What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

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Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

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Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.