What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.