What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

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Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar