Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

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Why do white girls only go out in odd numbered groups?

Because they literally can't even.

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

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Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.