Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

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What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

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What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Why do white girls always travel in odd number packs?

They can't even

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What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

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What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!