Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.