Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.