Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

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What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.