Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

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Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.