With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...
Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.
One tooth
They should at least take a shot at it
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Because they heard he's a web developer
Poll dancing!
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
One of his fingers is clean
He wanted to get his Car tuned