Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

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How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.