How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

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What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

fetus deletus!