How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

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How do black people get to Hogwarts ?

They go through wall 9 3/5

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

fetus deletus!