How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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De mentor.

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What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

fetus deletus!

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus