Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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Trick-or-tweet!"

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What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.