Grandpa Jokes

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

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How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?

Probably a tumor."

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

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Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

Why can't you trick an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Popsicle Jokes More Popsicle Jokes

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?

A popsicle!

Aneurysm Jokes More Aneurysm Jokes

What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?

Probably a tumor."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...