How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

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How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

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Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!