How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

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What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..