How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

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What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.