What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.