What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

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What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.