What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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What do you call your grandma on speed dial?

Instragram!

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My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.