What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.