What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his kids?

Because he's black.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

Who would rule in a dog world ?

The pawlice.

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers