What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P