What do you need to poop in the forest?

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What is the wettest animal in the forest?

The raindeer.

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.