What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

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Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

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Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

Why is the letter "B" so cold?

Because its between AC...