What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

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Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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Why is the letter "B" so cold?

Because its between AC...

Why is B so cool?

Because it is next to the AC