What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

Previous Random Joke Next

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

Ac Jokes More Ac Jokes

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.