What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

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Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

Why is the letter "B" so cold?

Because its between AC...