Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

Why is B so cool?

Because it is next to the AC

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What's the fastest path to the top?

The sociopath.

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath