Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

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What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

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What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

Why is B so cool?

Because it is next to the AC

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What's the fastest path to the top?

The sociopath.

How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!