Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

Why is B so cool?

Because it is next to the AC

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Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!