What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

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What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.