Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

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What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

What is Tumblr's favourite branch of maths?

Trigger-nometry... I'll see myself out.

9 Inch Jokes More 9 Inch Jokes

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

3 Inch Jokes More 3 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.