What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ?

Because of the .