What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

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What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.