What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

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Don't worry they'll tell you

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Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

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A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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Hey, get off me homes !

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I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.