What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.