What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Previous Random Joke Next

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

Truss Jokes More Truss Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.