Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon GO.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

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Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !