What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.