What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What do you call a party with no Filipino people?

A no-Nguyen scenario.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Conga Jokes More Conga Jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this !