How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

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What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

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What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.