What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.