What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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Dung! Get it?!

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A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

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He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

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Ovaries-y

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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Aurora boring Alice.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.