What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Whats that smell?

Auschwitz.

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What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.