What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

100 Foot Jokes More 100 Foot Jokes

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.