What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.