What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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Kermit the frogs finger.

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It smells like teen spirit.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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A plain one.

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What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede