What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

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What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.