What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.