How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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How did the hipster burn their lips?

They ate the pizza before it was cool

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

Salesperson Jokes More Salesperson Jokes

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.