How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Probably not a planned child.

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The rest are hunting peckers.

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What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

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You get a frizzy signal!

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How do you get people to quit smoking?

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."