How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

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How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.