What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

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What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.