Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em