Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em