What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

What's Santa's favorite snack?

A crisp Pringle

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.