What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.