What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

Why does Santa give better presents to rich kids?

Because poor kids have behavioural problems! *rimshot*

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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music?

Cosettes.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.