What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em