Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

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How long were you at your last job?

A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands