Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel