What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

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How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.