How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy