How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.