How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

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What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent