What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

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What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

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Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

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How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little