What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

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What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

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Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

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How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey