What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

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What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.