What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."