What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.