What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Why do you never see black people on cruises?

They're not falling for that one again!!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.